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Eat your words

Reuben Webb, creative director of IAS b2b, insists that when all’s said and done, it’s the end of the road for creative clichés in business-to-business marketing.

Early in my b2b creative career I was called into a meeting to find a client and account manager frowning like rockslides at a mock-up of my latest DM piece. The client spoke first, "I hate to have to tell you this… but I love it!"

Long after the cringe factor faded, disappointment remained. My problem was that the idea on the table was a cliché. It involved a tape measure and the line 'tailored to you'. Worse, it was an idea 'suggested' by the account manager. I saw it as a wasted opportunity. I vented at everything: the client, the account manager, boring old b2b - all were at fault. But in retrospect, who was to blame?

Experience now tells me that clients are not afraid of new ideas. They just want to make sure that creativity doesn't compromise their brand. Put a compelling idea next to a cliché and they'll plump for the former. The account manager? Well he was young and desperate to make a smooth sale and keep an accurate forecast. So he seeded an idea he knew would fly. As for me, I didn't have the experience to convince people that this wasn't good for the client's brand or our agency. We were between creative directors so there was nowhere to turn. I just had to do the best I could with a tape measure.

So what about boring old B2B? Well I've changed my mind about that too. Back then I confused boring with complex and challenging - the things that now keep me interested. That's not all that's changed. I'm now the creative director and the account team depend on me to tell them what flies. And I've realised who's to blame for predictable creative in b2b: the cliché itself. It's a trap waiting to snare any team without the confidence and determination to work to the core of a brand proposition, decide what makes it special and express it.

Unsure of his own brief, afraid that inexperienced creatives wouldn't deliver, the account manager of my past got seduced by a tape measure. Certain that it wasn't contentious, the client was happy to succumb to the snake like charm of the coiled tape too. And I wasn't strong enough to free myself from its bind. It wouldn't be such a problem in b2b if there were only tape measures waiting to trip people up, but there are hundreds of 'creative' clichés out there. Skateboards and laptops litter the b2b landscape. So what are you going to do about it Mr Creative Director? You may well ask. I'm taking a stand is what, and I'm asking every creative, client and account manager in b2b to stand with me in defiance of the cliché.

IAS has marked this anti-cliché campaign by entombing the most notorious offenders in our book, 101 Clichés. It puts our creative output where my mouth is, because we musn't now be caught using ideas from a book subtitled 'b2b's most notorious creative faux pas'. And hopefully, for the sake of our sector, anyone who reads it will feel similarly obliged. What the book does is highlight a particular cliché and the most common message it conveys, then cajoles the reader into disregarding it with a bit of a rant. To pick a few at random:

The chequered flag: "Be a winner". Winners don't use clichés. That's because leading business brands work hard to protect their point of difference and stay in touch with their markets. The better you understand yourself and your audience the less likely you are to need a generic message like this one.

The snowboarder: "Extreme performance". Aside from the fact that this is a cliché, why would you want this sport associated with your business? Snowboarding is for people who enjoy taking risks. Does that sound like the vast majority of business brand customers? Not the ones profiled on our database, dude.

The hive: "Busy on your behalf'. Certain things are 'a given' when you employ people on your behalf. That they will get busy doing what you pay them to do is one of those things. The hive has still had enough airtime to become a cliché though. Unbelievable.

So if clichés have poisoned b2b, what's the antidote? Clients and strategists should start with the message they are asking creatives to convey. If it sounds like one you've heard before, it's already in cliché territory. Ask yourself, "Where's the magic going to come from?" If all you can come up with is the same old 'experience, wide-range, professional' crap why should you expect anything better from the creatives?

But my fellow creatives, there's no getting away from it, the buck stops with us. First understand the creative process takes both total immersion in the task and total freedom from it. Ideas often come when you're not thinking about the brief. This takes time - demand it! Also understand that clichés are literal expressions of the brief (I say fast, you say cheetah).

Learn to extract an essence and express that. If other people can see the link you might just have an original idea on your hands. If it's not happening you could always dip into our book, 101 Clichés, for a well worn but safe idea, where we've entombed many more of these serial offenders. The aim is to highlight these clichés and cajole readers into disregarding them. If we can raise awareness of the problem, it'll be easier to reach a solution.